It’s On Me

Jay promised Red Lobster all week. So they go together and catch up, while enjoying a scrumptious assortment of goodies. Kayla is elated. She smiles as she thinks to herself “finally, Jay’s gonna pay. He owes me. ”

The waitress asks “anything else? ”

“Get desert..sweetheart, ANYYYYTHING you want, it’s on me. ” Jay responds in a reassuring confident tone.

“Uuummmmm… May I have a slice of that PEKAN pie, mam? It looks sooooo good.” Kayla says as she almost salivates onto the table but before doing so saves herself by a quick swipe of the arm.

“Thanks Jay. ” she warmly smiles.

After a few minutes pass, the over friendly waitress approaches.

“Here you go sir, ” the plump waitress says.

Jay proceeds to lean slightly over to his right as he reaches behind to grab his wallet. He pauses for a brief moment while spewing out a random ‘yes I am listening pay no attention to me phrase ‘ – “i know that’s crazy, huh. ”

He then leans over to his left.

Kayla asks “what are you doing, silly? ”

He leans back over to his right.

“Uuuggghhhhhhhh!!!! ”

“You mother fucker!!! I knew it! ”

“Let me guess…. You forgot your wallet. ” she grumbles as she intentionally raises her voice to inflict the embarrassment of not being able to pay the bill.

Jay stutters

“I… I…. I wwwwweeeent tttttoo. ”

Kayla interrupts “savvvvee itttttttttttttttt. Pinocchio.” as she mimics his speech impediment.

“And another thing, why do you onnnnnnnnnnnnnl-l-l-l-leeee stutter when it comes time to pay the bill? Huh!

“Your like every other man in my life. A bunch of –



*my apologies for the abusive speech. I am a work in progress. *

Published by Benmadley777

My aim is to help others make sense of their own lives, by sharing the failures and misfortunes of mine. Misfortune and failure lead a man to the unmistakable clarity of his deception- That there is no need, nor room for God, because he himself is self sufficient, well educated, rich and capable. The more the man stays his ground, holding fast to his position- the more suffering he shall bring into his life. Suffering is the ground upon which elimination of the false occurs and perception of the Truth begins. After enough time is spent courting Misery, Pain, Humiliation, Slavery, Emptiness, one seeks to stop the bleeding. Some men prefer to bleed their way to death rather than admit their ignorance; that their way will never work. While other men, surrender, which is the beginning of knowledge. By surrendering the man does not fall, he rises and steps foot upon the path of Eternal Wisdom and Truth. It is the path that leads to Eternal Life- the pursuit of knowledge, is the pursuit of Almighty God- Man's Creator. *If you have questions, concerns, need direction, prayer, you may email me.* I do not charge for what Almighty God has given me freely.

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