Jay promised Red Lobster all week. So they go together and catch up, while enjoying a scrumptious assortment of goodies. Kayla is elated. She smiles as she thinks to herself “finally, Jay’s gonna pay. He owes me. ”
The waitress asks “anything else? ”
“Get desert..sweetheart, ANYYYYTHING you want, it’s on me. ” Jay responds in a reassuring confident tone.
“Uuummmmm… May I have a slice of that PEKAN pie, mam? It looks sooooo good.” Kayla says as she almost salivates onto the table but before doing so saves herself by a quick swipe of the arm.
“Thanks Jay. ” she warmly smiles.
After a few minutes pass, the over friendly waitress approaches.
“Here you go sir, ” the plump waitress says.
Jay proceeds to lean slightly over to his right as he reaches behind to grab his wallet. He pauses for a brief moment while spewing out a random ‘yes I am listening pay no attention to me phrase ‘ – “i know that’s crazy, huh. ”
He then leans over to his left.
👀
Kayla asks “what are you doing, silly? ”
He leans back over to his right.
“Uuuggghhhhhhhh!!!! ”
“You mother fucker!!! I knew it! ”
“Let me guess…. You forgot your wallet. ” she grumbles as she intentionally raises her voice to inflict the embarrassment of not being able to pay the bill.
Jay stutters
“I… I…. I wwwwweeeent tttttoo. ”
Kayla interrupts “savvvvee itttttttttttttttt. Pinocchio.” as she mimics his speech impediment.
“And another thing, why do you onnnnnnnnnnnnnl-l-l-l-leeee stutter when it comes time to pay the bill? Huh!
“Your like every other man in my life. A bunch of –
LIES. ”
THE END
*my apologies for the abusive speech. I am a work in progress. *
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