Modern day Woman:
“I’m sorry, I don’t cook, and I don’t allow use of the stove inside my new house. I would like to keep it new.
Plus, it’s the 21st century. Women didn’t fight for equality to remain subservient house maids. We’ve broken that mold a long time ago. ”
Modern day Man:
“If today’s Woman gets any more modern, they might vanish all together. We will have to visit a museum to find one. ”
“Don’t worry about the NOT cooking. We began adapting early 2000’s. ”
“We don’t need stoves, you are welcome to keep the decorative house ornaments. We will take it outside and fire up the ole reliable MAN GRILL.
The Man Grill Fire Pit unlike today’s Modern day Woman, will always serve us and do so without hesitation or complaint. Women can change and reform all they want to, but as for MY GRILL, it will stay true to form- A family tradition.
Right off the grill, in it’s perfection.
That was me being silly. When you love someone, it doesn’t matter if they know how to cook or not. All that matters is that they are in the same room with you. That’s where you find your tranquility. Peace.
“Cause baby, without you, I won’t have an appetite.. ”